I'm a Terd!

After a very trying morning, I was very excited to ship my boys off to school!  Taite was the Helper at Preschool and so I helped him bring in the snacks we had brought.  I started to talk to Mrs. Bowen  and as I presented Taite, I sarcastically said, "He's all Yours!"  She started to laugh and continued on with a story.  I guess the Monday after Christmas break, while all the other children were playing with the toys, Taite went over to Mrs. Bowen and with a very frustrated look, he put his hand on his hip and said, "Mrs. Bowen, my mom says I'm a terd!  And I'm not a terd!"  She said she laughed so hard and then said, "I guess it was a really long Christmas break."  

As a parent of children in school, I now understand why in the song "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" David Seville interrupts the chipmunks and says, " and I can hardly wait for school to start again!"

Today as I was feeding Tavin and Taite was up to the counter eating his lunch I was watching Real wives of Orange County (a lame reality soap opera about gold digging women!  Real quality stuff)!  There was a guy named Ryan on the show and someone was warning someone else that Ryan is a "Real Man Whore!"  Not even a second later, Taite pipes up. . . "Mom you're not a man whore!"  Oops!  I didn't even know what to say!

Moral of the story!  Watch your mouth and the mouth of the people on your t.v. little ears are listening!  And so is the man upstairs!